Bed Toots

Fart jokes!

50 Comments

  1. narnianbadger

    HAHAHA! I can honestly say I’ve never tried that technique. :D love the wide-open mouth in the first panel.

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    • Evan Diaz

      It’s nearly foolproof! But once you do it a few times, they tend to catch on…

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      • Mikki

        I know, right? I showed this to my husband and he’s been attempting to pull this one off.Every time he tries and I tell him, “You do realize that ‘I’ was the one who showed you that”. -___-;

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  2. Lydiaaaaaaa

    BAHAHA!
    How I laugh :) like above, i’ve never tried that technique. But the key is to leave “discreetly” before the scent disperses. hehe.

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    • Evan Diaz

      You could blame it on the dog! Muahahaha >:D

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  3. Cytanlord

    Where’d the book go in the last panel? Must’ve ran from the noxious odor.

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  4. Arno R.

    lol, love his face when he thinks he got away with it:O

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  5. dacotah

    oh this is perfect, but i already knew that lol

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  6. Charlie

    You can’t be embarassed about farts. You have to ride them through as though youv’e just written Mozart’s 40th symphony in G minor. That way you *might* get away with it.

    (All credits for musical knowledge go to a fast “mozart most famous piece” google search)

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  7. danineteen

    You’ll “see” about getting back to August’s story?! Oh, no, no, no, that will not do!

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    • Evan Diaz

      It’s poooosssible Daninteen :) theres a chaanncce…. maaayyybbeee ;)

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  8. james

    how can they smell,they have no noses!

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  9. vee

    I love fart jokes.

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    • Evan Diaz

      ME TOO! They’re hilarious :D Too bad my wife doesn’t see it that way…

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  10. QrossPhyre

    This is why they recently came out with the “Better Marriage Blanket”. “Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.” Maybe you need one.

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  11. janice239

    L O L (c:

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  12. Alphacroc

    lol he’s always so smiley <P

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  13. Animatedstork

    heheh you always make such cute faces!

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  14. Sciath

    That’s why you have to wait till she’s really drowsy, sneak it out silently, and immediately feign indignation, blaming her for the smell, claiming she’s simply so sleepy, she didn’t notice.

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  15. PheonixGRX

    The trick to make it easier to hide, is to make sure theres no opening between the mattress and the sheets. If you think they detected it, throw the blanket over their head and run like …

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  16. Steph

    Stumbled!
    your face in panel 3 is similar to How to Pun’s last. Just shows how sly you are! XD

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  17. Danny

    thumbs up :)

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  18. Frankie

    Stumbled

    lol. Silent but deadly.

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  19. Erin

    St-st-stumbled!

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  20. GooManTyler

    I stumbled the comic for the prize for the How to Pun comic :D
    And because this comic is awesome.
    And I’m hungry.
    Sorta.

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  21. Maggie Ryan

    Stumbled YES. Shirt shirt… YES??? :D

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  22. Mike Wagner

    Stumbled it Baby! you bet everyone needs to discover this comic!

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  23. Jibbers

    Stumbled!

    My ex used to do this. At some point it moved from foul to hilarious.

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  24. Nut-dude

    hahaha! this strip cracks me up everytime :) it’s almost wierd how they find out everytime…
    PS: stumbled

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  25. Fizzy

    stumbled ftw!

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  26. Peacockdawson

    Stuuuuumbled.

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  27. Sav

    Stumble’d!

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  28. Dave

    I stumbled

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  29. Kitzo

    Stumbled!

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  30. Lily

    Stumbled! :]

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  31. Kitteh

    Stumbled!

    You could just pretend it wasn’t you. Or blame her before she blamed you. XD

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  32. Goofygirl

    Stumbled! Awesome strip my good man! Absolutely perfect =]

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  33. Megan

    Stumbled it! As a fellow married person, I can appreciate this strip – though I’m on the receiving end!

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  34. Sally

    Stumbled! And that is eerily similar to what my best friend did to me when I was at a party with him…I’ve yet to see my partner do it though! *happydance*

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  35. Kimi Gowans

    Stumbled!
    Lol This reminds me of me and my boyfriend XD

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  36. RiceyFighter

    I have stumbled this! And it has happened to me MANY times. I blame it on her : )

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  37. Ali

    stumbled… and duly noted

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  38. orbit the world

    iStumble.

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  39. glass_skunk

    stumbled it! :D
    also, rolf XD bed toots

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  40. Tony

    stumbled and liked. this was the comic that got me here and then i read them all

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  41. Jessi

    I Stumbllllllelddddd.

    like i said before, I stumbled here last night. I usually just click through these type of things, but i stayed and looked at every single one.

    I love them ^^

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  42. brettman

    I stumble upon this a while ago and just fell in love its and awsome strip. they just keep getting better

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  43. FOurty

    stumbled!

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