Fat Fat

Though this conversation IS more-or less true, I must say (so’s I don’t get in trouble) my wife indeed is not fat :D

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  1. Deadly Elixir

    Tell you’re wife I think she’s beautiful and I hope someday I can look just as beautiful as her. And have a puppy just cute X3

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      • Cute girly

        Ah! You and Evan are so lucky to have eachother, and Evan you better take good care of you’re wife she is gorgeous and can be stolen if not taken care of!

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    • evandiaz

      Thanks Deadly :D

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  2. Chris H.

    This is definitely something I should NEVER DO, but, as I am a small-brained man, will do at my next earliest possibility.

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    • evandiaz

      hah, may be a “not so good idea” Depends on who you’re joking with really…regardless, let me know how it goes :D

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      • Chris H.

        I,uh, I slept on the couch last night.

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          • Chris H.

            Totally!!

  3. Cloud

    You never call the girl in your life fat. That is a bad life choice.

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    • Matt T

      So, what, call her big-boned? :D

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    • evandiaz

      I think the p.c. term is “pudgy”. They like that name right?

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      • Cloud

        idk about that you might get into trouble for that one too.

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        • evandiaz

          whelp, if I can’t win no matter what I say, why try! Fat Fat :D

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          • Janette Diaz

            just wait till you get home

          • Cloud

            Now your in trouble lol.

          • evandiaz

            was worth it :

    • Kyle

      i call my fiance fat all the time but its not offensive to her. shes all of 5’0 and 86 pounds.. its still really fun though ^.^

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  4. FrankyBoy

    Hey there!
    “Tell you’re wife I think she’s beautiful and I hope someday I can look just as beautiful as her. And have a puppy just cute X3” q.f.t.
    And now the really random question of the day: how old are you and your wife, man? She doesn’t look any older than 20 (but that pic could be misleading) ô_0

    Anyway, cheers from your greatest fan in Austria (I guess),
    Franky *wave*

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    • evandiaz

      Hey Austrian Franky!
      We’re both somewhere around 20 :D
      Evan *wave*

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      • Mr.Clueless (formerly nobrain)

        Hey! Around 20, you’re as old as my brothers (I’m 17).

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    • Deadly Elixir

      Why did you steal my comment? 0.o What does q.f.t. mean?
      0,o <— is confused.

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      • FrankyBoy

        q.f.t. = quoted for truth

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  5. FrankyBoy

    PS: it also started to snow here in austria two days ago … hope it snows some more until Christmas and doesn’t thaw away so we can have about the first white Christmas here in my town since somewhere between 5 to 10 years (sucks living in the flatland, the mountain people have always snow)

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    • evandiaz

      *shakes fist at mountain folk* MOUNTAIN FOOOOLLLKK!!
      good luck to you and your snowy Christmas weather Franky :D

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  6. dav

    as unhappy as evan might be about that dog, it’s still adorable!

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    • evandiaz

      She’s a flatulent menace (the dog).

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      • Holly

        what kind of food is she on? switching can help with farty dogs lol.

        oh and as a -real- fat lady SHAME on you EVAN!!! >:P your wife is skinnier than i’ve ever been and very pretty- and you would do well to remember to be nice to your lady :P or the real fat girls might come beat you up. i’m their ringleader- consider yourself warned! muahahaha

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  7. Wintermute

    That’s your wife???? O_O
    srsly, you better spend most of your days thanking whatever/whomever it was that made you two meet (based on looks, I have no idea if she’s nice – though the semi true tales make her sound like a rather nice person, IMHO).

    p.s. if you ever want more snow, just call – we, in my part of Sweden, get it in amounts of truck-loads falling down and not that puny small snowflakes that you have in the picture ~_^

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    • evandiaz

      hah, I’ve had my fair share of snow; however, for my wife, this was the first time she’s ever seen any!

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  8. Elwen

    Aww, she’s so pretty! And the doggy looks adorable :3 I’m really more of a cat person, but I don’t mind dogs at all.

    I wish we had cute little flurries like that more often in New England, and not freezing snow-blitzes of doom x_x

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    • evandiaz

      Yeah, I’m really more of a cat person too. It is *her* dog.

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  9. rooot

    i guess you did it for the lulz

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  10. Joe

    AHAHAHAHAHA!! And this is why I suddenly became single my senior year of high school….

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    • evandiaz

      lol Joe, hope you weren’t too mean about it, I know I can joke with the wife without her gettin too upset ;) did you at least get a laugh out of it?

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      • Joe

        I wasn’t too mean about it. And yeah I got a good laugh about it. Oh well. She was mean anyways. :D

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        • evandiaz

          ah, well that’s good at least :D

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  11. Mariana

    I bet there’s a follow-up for this comic xD
    Janette is pretty! :] The dog is adorable, so don’t be such a scrooge, Evan!
    I’ve only seen snow AFTER it fell when I was 7 in NC, so aside from that I’ve never really seen snow, but I’d like to! Miami misses out on way too many things! :/

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    • evandiaz

      sure is a part two! good guess Mariana :D

      Oh, and I’m no scrooge, it’s just her dog, and it’s quite flatulent too :

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  12. Dejah

    Your wife is gorgeous (I’d say smoking hot but I don’t want to come on too strong =P). Also, stop stealing our snow!!! (My fiancé and I live in New England and all we’ve been getting is rain and slushy rain. =( )

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    • evandiaz

      Hah, thanks for not coming on too strong. The snow didn’t stick around too long, just barely long enough for my wife to make the tiiineyst snow man ever and a couple of snow balls :)

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  13. Liane

    You’re a dork. Any comic that has the C: face in it is favorite. And I’m sure we don’t have to tell you that you have a beautiful wife and (though flatulent) puppy. But wait! No one’s complimenting you on your looks. :(

    You’re beautiful too, Evan!! And hopefully not flatulent…..much! XDDD

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    • evandiaz

      haha, I know I’m a dork. I embrace it.

      Thanks for not forgetting about me Liane ;)

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  14. Brian

    You are a brave man! I’m SO jealous you got snow. All we ever get is cold rain…

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    • evandiaz

      Lol thanks! I didn’t mind the snow, it got me out of work a few hours early :D

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  15. Adriana_G

    Oh, you are playing with fire here… : |

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    • evandiaz

      indeed. It’s just so much fuuunnn…

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  16. Whalesinger

    yaaay…semi-true tales…. Can’t wait for the next one..

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    • evandiaz

      there SHALL be more!

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  17. Richard

    If you want snow I can bring you some also. Perhaps in exchange I can bring back some of your “warmer” weather. It has been constantly below zero Fahrenheit here. Supposedly -50 with wind chill. Cocoa, my guitar and semi true tales keep the cold away pretty well though

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    • evandiaz

      woof, that’s pretty chilly there Richard, where in the world are you?

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      • Richard

        Montana…. not the mountain folk part though…. just the very flat, very cold part.

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  18. Rioooo

    Its not snowing in my part of Texas…oh the envy I am feeling right now.

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    • evandiaz

      yeah, it was snowing pretty good near the coast and downtown Houston where I work. Up where I live it snowed pretty good too, didn’t stick though.

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  19. supagama

    LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

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    • evandiaz

      thanks Soopa :D

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  20. scotticus fergisus

    i’m expecting a Xmas card from you Evan, I really am ;)

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    • evandiaz

      haha, I did really dig yours! If I have the time of get a good idea I’ll definitely do one. Any ideas are always welcome scotty :D

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  21. bobby

    your wife is hot ^^

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    • evandiaz

      well thanks bob ;)

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  22. IronSoldier820

    After reading all these comments, I feel bad ’cause I’m not trying to bandwagon or anything, but to say that Miss Diaz is anything less than gorgeous would be dishonest. A wife that beautiful that knows how to play World of Warcraft? That’s like striking gold and oil at the same time.

    You both sound like awesome people, and I immensely enjoy reading the Semi-True Tales. It’s always nice to see two awesome people become an awesome couple. I know I shoulda posted this comment sooner, since you two have been married for a few months now and I feel behind on the train, but eh, better now than never.

    Love the comic, looking forward to reading it as long as it keeps updating.

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    • evandiaz

      wow, thanks for the great comment IronSoldier, I’m really thankful for awesome readers like you :D

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  23. Psarae

    Man she is going to punch you in the nose.

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  24. Chowder

    Haha, so how much snow are you getting? Just a little bit? It’s been snowing like crazy on and off up here in Idaho…

    And on a side note it’s great to have an awesome wife who can put up with your jokes and like that, isn’t it? (or, at least SOMEWHAT… lol)

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    • evandiaz

      not getting any anymore, and it didn’t stick either. Some places it did, but where we live it melted pretty quickly.

      But yeah, my wife is pretty great to put up with me :D

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  25. Sarah

    I’m sure the entire comment thread is saying the same thing but I was shocked that you’re alive long enough to publish this, your wife is beautiful!

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    • evandiaz

      lol, she generally doesn’t know what I’m drawing till it’s already on the site ;) that’s how I get away with it I think.

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      • Liane

        Sneaky!!

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  26. chels

    first off-love this site, and the fact that it’s great clean humor. that’s pretty hard to find these days!! also, that is the cutest puppy ever!!! (flatulent or otherwise, and you really should check out the food thing) and i’m jealous of your beautiful puppy and the great snow-it was too warm to even wear a jacket where i am today :/

    PS: props for being a good sport to your wife!! more women/girls should be like that and less whiny about things. makes life more fun :D

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  27. Viraj

    WoW is evil. My future wife introduced me to the game and it sucked me in for hours every night and I stopped running (had been marathon training) and gained 20 pounds :(
    I finally deleted all of my characters and am on the road back to recovery by going to spinning classes every morning.

    btw, I think your wife has a Kristen Bell look going on.

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  28. SnittLeif

    Wow. I mean. Wow. You’re a real lucky guy, Evan. With such a talent and such a absolutely breathtaking wife. Whatever god you prefer must love you ;-)

    Salutations from the land of the ice and snow, aka Norway

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  29. William Frost

    Woowee. Man, that’s about like poking a starving rottweiler with your finger. >->
    Personally, I’ve managed to avoid any situations like this with my Girlfriend (the black one in my GRavatar)((Yes, I realize that’s not a person. It’s her persona.)), but one of my friends wasn’t so lucky. >->
    Took me two bloody hours to get Yuki calmed down… ’bout that long to make her stop wanting to hit Gen with a bat too…

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  30. Beej

    Yeah… See… I learned this lesson… a hard way. I was just hanging out with my two of my female friends, and they asked me who looked skinnier. Now, I knew this was a trap, but I got the look. The look that says, if you don’t answer for me, I’ll kill you now. Both of them were giving me this. So I did what only a sensible man would do.

    I told the truth.

    The one who I had accidentally called fat apparently proceeded to attack, and in self defense, I said it was a hard choice. This caused the one who I had called skinny to feel offended, and join in the attack. Later that week, I was at the doctors for a medical exam to see if any of my more gentlemanly-parts were broken. I hope your lesson in this was not as harsh as mine.

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  31. xerofdv

    dude! this is just awesome! and cheers, I’m from houston too :)

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  32. Sweety punkin

    Dude, awesome comics! And no freakin way I live in Texas too!! Shweet!

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  33. Jenga

    Wow this comic is awesome :] I saw it about a week ago on Stumble and was addicted to it. After reading all the comics and coming the conclusion that my fiance and I are a lot like you guys, I went back, searched stumble, and favorited you guys. Looking forward to the boisterous merriment to come :]

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