Great Ideas: I Got a Million of ‘Em

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  1. Mike

    tee hee. I just thought about it. That IS hilarious!

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  2. Monkeytron

    It HAS to be drawn!

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    • Evan Diaz

      yeaahhh….I might jsut draw it.

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      • b.a.d.

        an octopus on rollerskates was probably the idea that created computer chairs, cause computer chairs are totally hollow octopuses on wheels or pentapuses i guess (least for the one im sittin on)

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      • Nick

        That WOULD be pretty rad.

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  3. Tin

    Hey That’s coo.. wait a minutes……

    You just don’t want to draw all the 4 pairs of shoes………

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  4. Becky

    This needs to be made into a wallpaper. Stat.

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    • Evan Diaz

      This comic or the octopus wearing roller skates?

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      • Becky

        The octopus wearing roller skates. <3

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  5. James

    I despise when people make food suggestions to me when I’m eating my lunch, for example while eating fries someone says, “your supposed to eat them with ketchup.” (i eat mine with mayo) what if i had a horrible allergic reaction to ketchup? and it’s MY food! go get your own and make the way you want to eat it and don’t force your taste options on me. k thnks bye.

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    • Rocio

      hahaha that would be too bad if you were allergic to ketchup!
      ….if it makes you feel any better, I eat mine with mayonnaise AND ketchup. ;)

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      • Evan Diaz

        Heh ketchup is pretty gross so I don’t blame you. Although mayo isn’t much better…I like my fries with just salt. Lots of salt >:D

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        • Rocio

          whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? how can you possibly think ketchup is gross????

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        • 8D

          is that a problem?
          i LOVE eating with just salt…
          well chicken salt on some occasions…
          unless im eating it WITH chicken or fish
          ketchup: red.. qooey… squishy, mushy…
          mayo: white, starngely…. unnatural… fishy…

          i also prefer eating sandwiches and hot dogs/sausage sizzles without sauce… i honestly thing sauce is just this gooey strange liquid with flavour… which is unnatural to me if it is not flowy and fruit flavoured o.o yes i am strange…. yes this includes gravy and tartar sauce XD

          the only sauce i would eat: flowy and tasty:
          soy sauce, oyster sauce lol
          which seems naturally coloured and not gooey and sticky…. lol im so picky…

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    • Dayna

      I don’t really like adding sauces and stuff to my food, on rare occasions I do but I hate it when someone tells me that I should eat it with ketchup or any sauce because it just tastes better. -_- Maybe I like my fries plain!!!!

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  6. admx

    But-but-but octopus with skates is shooo thrilling! C:

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  7. Mirenheart

    I found that aquatic creatures (such as an octopus) posing as ancient, eastern warriors (a ninja) while doing something they normally can’t do (flying) can be quite funny.

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    • Monkeytron

      If you add a bowler hat to the equation, I am totally with ya!

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      • Mirenheart

        Flying Octopus Ninja wearing a bowler hat…

        My mind is blown.

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  8. Bryan

    My girlfriend tries giving me comic ideas all the time, like “Do something about a leaf monster or something.” Its hard coming up with a three panel joke about a leaf monster.

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    • Mizguided1

      actually when i read this comment a 3 panel comic popped into my head, lols. 1st panel shows you at your drawing desk(or where ever you draw)with her next to you suggesting a leaf monster but instead of words her idea/leaf monster is in a thought bubble. 2nd panel shows you looking at the thought bubble with the leaf monster jumping out of it and growing all huge (gf is still talking to you not knowing that her leaf monster just came to life) 3rd panel shows leaf monster as big as Godzilla rampaging through the town. comic strip titled Be Careful What You Wish For or sumthin like that! =) taadaa!!!

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  9. GooManTyler

    Honestly, the things that most people who give me suggestions suggest is making the girls…well…yeah… :/
    I just a lot of manga style art, and they try to tell me that that’s just how it’s supposed to be. Excuuuuuuse me for not wanting to make an eight year old girl look huge… .__.

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  10. narnianbadger

    HAHAHAHA!!! great strip, love it!!!

    hm, well the advice I dislike most is health-related advice. when people find out I have a reasonably serious health problem, I sometimes find myself getting advice which ranges from meaningless to just plain bad. it’s just human nature and ignorance, but it can be pretty disheartening.

    btw, still LOVING the rad new site design!!!! it’s so pleasant and cheery without being tacky.

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    • Evan Diaz

      One of my favorite health-related-advices is when they tell you to put your head back when you have a bloody nose. bleh…

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  11. Kat

    You need to draw that picture, it sounds marvelous!

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    • Evan Diaz

      I just might do it Kat, convince me :D

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      • Pepper23

        It would look totally RAD!!! Think about it, giant octupus trying to balance on 8 skates and he’s slipping and sliding all over the place….laid out all on the ground a skate sticking out over here and over there…it’d be hilarious. And you could have August, or more likely his brother, skating around the octopus trying to give them advice and help them out…but getting no where :) It’d be sooo funny!!

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  12. -PookeyG-

    DUDE! I get that ALL the time. Everyone is all.. “that’s GOTTA be in the comic.” And I can’t tell them to their face: “Heeeeeeeeey, what you said wasn’t that funny, guy. ”

    Or when people ask me: “Hey, when am I gonna be in a comic?”
    I always wanna reply: Hey, when are you gonna say/do something funny?”

    So yeahhhhhhh.

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    • Evan Diaz

      ‘Tis the life we chose when we decided to draw comics…I don’t know whats worse the request-to-be-put-into-a-comic-guy or the bad-comic-idea-guy.

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      • -PookeyG-

        It is a moment of abject despair when it turns out to be the SAME guy.

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  13. Nico

    Sometimes I wonder if your wife actually makes those adorable facial expressions… xD

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  14. james

    i didnt know your wife gets free commisions!

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  15. Kbra

    Hmmm, a lobster with mittens!!

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  16. 8D

    I TOLD YOU SHES RELATED TO AN OCTOPUS! I WARNED YOU, AND STOPPED YOU FROM PLAYING WOW TOO MUCH WITH HER! JUST LOOK AT HER ARMS! ITS PROOF!

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  17. Dayna

    I am in South Korea as a teacher. Now, I am a curvy girl, I am not obese but I am overweight and because of this I am always told that I should lose weight. Why? The students will like me more. -_-;;; Or sometimes a stranger will comment on my weight and say I should run around the mountains or nearby lake so I can magically and instantly slim-down to their preferred chopstick shape.

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  18. Persun

    check my comment on the previous strip…
    was i right?

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  19. LittleKingBen

    I only read three web-comics, PFJ, QC and Nedroid. I have to say that your’s is by far funnier than QC and Nedroid. They are hit and miss, your is a homerun every time :D

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  20. Greg

    Her face in panel 3 is hilarious. I can’t stop laughing.

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  21. Colleen

    Roller skates? Nah. Now an octopus playing bagpipes with 3 tentacles while crawling a tightrope with two more, now you gotta do that. No I never get bad suggestions but that’s because everyone’s given up talking to me altogether.

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