Bed Toots
Fart jokes!
50 Comments
Leave a Reply
No Results Found
The page you requested could not be found. Try refining your search, or use the navigation above to locate the post.
Fart jokes!
The page you requested could not be found. Try refining your search, or use the navigation above to locate the post.
HAHAHA! I can honestly say I’ve never tried that technique. :D love the wide-open mouth in the first panel.
It’s nearly foolproof! But once you do it a few times, they tend to catch on…
I know, right? I showed this to my husband and he’s been attempting to pull this one off.Every time he tries and I tell him, “You do realize that ‘I’ was the one who showed you that”. -___-;
BAHAHA!
How I laugh :) like above, i’ve never tried that technique. But the key is to leave “discreetly” before the scent disperses. hehe.
You could blame it on the dog! Muahahaha >:D
Where’d the book go in the last panel? Must’ve ran from the noxious odor.
I probably threw it.
lol, love his face when he thinks he got away with it:O
oh this is perfect, but i already knew that lol
You can’t be embarassed about farts. You have to ride them through as though youv’e just written Mozart’s 40th symphony in G minor. That way you *might* get away with it.
(All credits for musical knowledge go to a fast “mozart most famous piece” google search)
You’ll “see” about getting back to August’s story?! Oh, no, no, no, that will not do!
It’s poooosssible Daninteen :) theres a chaanncce…. maaayyybbeee ;)
how can they smell,they have no noses!
I love fart jokes.
ME TOO! They’re hilarious :D Too bad my wife doesn’t see it that way…
This is why they recently came out with the “Better Marriage Blanket”. “Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons.” Maybe you need one.
L O L (c:
Really Evan?
lol he’s always so smiley <P
heheh you always make such cute faces!
That’s why you have to wait till she’s really drowsy, sneak it out silently, and immediately feign indignation, blaming her for the smell, claiming she’s simply so sleepy, she didn’t notice.
The trick to make it easier to hide, is to make sure theres no opening between the mattress and the sheets. If you think they detected it, throw the blanket over their head and run like …
Stumbled!
your face in panel 3 is similar to How to Pun’s last. Just shows how sly you are! XD
thumbs up :)
Stumbled
lol. Silent but deadly.
St-st-stumbled!
I stumbled the comic for the prize for the How to Pun comic :D
And because this comic is awesome.
And I’m hungry.
Sorta.
Stumbled YES. Shirt shirt… YES??? :D
Stumbled it Baby! you bet everyone needs to discover this comic!
Stumbled!
My ex used to do this. At some point it moved from foul to hilarious.
hahaha! this strip cracks me up everytime :) it’s almost wierd how they find out everytime…
PS: stumbled
stumbled ftw!
Stuuuuumbled.
Stumble’d!
I stumbled
Stumbled!
Stumbled! :]
Stumbled!
You could just pretend it wasn’t you. Or blame her before she blamed you. XD
Stumbled! Awesome strip my good man! Absolutely perfect =]
Stumbled it! As a fellow married person, I can appreciate this strip – though I’m on the receiving end!
Stumbled! And that is eerily similar to what my best friend did to me when I was at a party with him…I’ve yet to see my partner do it though! *happydance*
Stumbled!
Lol This reminds me of me and my boyfriend XD
I have stumbled this! And it has happened to me MANY times. I blame it on her : )
stumbled… and duly noted
iStumble.
stumbled it! :D
also, rolf XD bed toots
stumbled and liked. this was the comic that got me here and then i read them all
I Stumbllllllelddddd.
like i said before, I stumbled here last night. I usually just click through these type of things, but i stayed and looked at every single one.
I love them ^^
I stumble upon this a while ago and just fell in love its and awsome strip. they just keep getting better
stumbled!